So, in 2013, Gibson finally made a Les Paul with a maple neck, chunky profile. And a very thin, low-gloss finish.
Mahogany body with a carved maple top. And, did I mention, a big chunky MAPLE (read: won't break if you drop it, or flex out of tune when you move around while you play) neck?
So I found one for sale up here in the "Great White North", and bought it...
490R at the neck, and 498T at the bridge - modern equivalents of the original PAF humbuckers.
Very heavy and resonant. Sounds, to me, like the best Les Pauls do.