This is a real math quiz so get your paper and pencil ready.
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https://soundcloud.com/mario_guitar/math-quizA Math Quiz
Two friends and I were having lunch
It didn't cost us very much
We divided the bill three ways
So 10 bucks we each paid
For the 4 out of 3 people who have a problem with math that is 10 times 3 equals 30
The waitress took our cash
The bill was really 25 so she came back
She gave us each a buck
And took two for her good luck
For those who took new math that is 3 times 1 is 3 plus 2 is 5, 25 plus 5 equals 30.
So we only paid nine bucks each
And that was a real treat
We were happy that she took the two
But something was askew
For those who have a problem with math play close attention as this gets a little complicated
The 10 we paid minus the 1 means we each paid 9 bucks
9 times 3 equals 27, now that doesn't suck
The waitress took 2 and that was fine
But 27 plus 2 equals 29
So what I want to know is
Where in hell did the other buck go?
Where in hell did the other buck go?
Where in hell did the other buck go?
Inquiring minds want to know!
