Good god!
If that's what video games are like I'm glad I've always avoided them and never ever played one.
No wonder the kids are all screwed up these days.
Switched this crap off after about 30 seconds!
Yeah...just blame the ills of society on video games(such a convenient scapegoat, isn't it?) I understand it's not your brand of humor, but that's all this game is...just satirical humor. It's pretty f**king rude of you to post here, merely to voice your disdain for a video game.